Funniest Thing I Read Today

I would like to go on the record and say that I cannot stand Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl," on account of the production sounding too thin for my taste and the lyrics being, frankly, insipid.  However, this news bit about Ms. Perry pissing off her evangelical parents is pretty damn.  Yeah, it's always L.A.'s fault.  Every single time.  No such thing as girls kissing girls in Santa Barbara.  Not even on Halloween in Isla Vista.