Strange

When you start out your adult life working in nightclubs and end up working as a journalist, strange things tend to happen on a regular basis. Last night, though, was the strangest.  

I don't want to give too much away because the whole story will run in the next issue of Razorcake. I'll just tell you that TMZ was there.

It's a Tortoise! I think.

I assume it's a tortoise because it's not in water. Whatever it is escaped from someone's yard and ended up under a car around the corner from my house. It was one of those moments where you have no choice but to turn around, stop and whip out the cell phone camera.

Celebrities: We're Just Like Them

Sometimes, we like to boldly make an inconspicuous exit.





Sometimes, we like to tell the paps to fuck off.



Sometimes, we accept the photos as part our lives.



Sometimes, we like to turn the tables on the paps and sneak up on them.



And, sometimes, even the pets get in on the action.





All photos by Liz Ohanesian except for the photo of Liz Ohanesian (top). That one was taken by her dear friend Tony LB.